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- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
- A House fell on my sister
- Bare bottoms are acceptable here
- Equal Opportunity Laundry
- Forget the dog… beware of the kids
- Grandkids welcome…leave parents at home
- Grandma knows best…have another cookie
- Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt
- He loves me, he loves me not, it doesn’t matter, I’m all He’s got!
- Housework won’t kill you! But why take the chance?
- How long is a minute, depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
- I’d give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter
- If a mother’s place is in the home, then why am I always in the car?
- If it tastes good, it probably isn’t good for you.
- If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
- I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
- I may rise, but I refuse to shine.
- It’s good to be queen
- It’s just a space issue.
- Laundry Room- drop your drawers here
- Life is made of choices. Remove your shoes or scrub the floor
- My house was clean yesterday. It looked great! Sorry you missed it.
- Never eat more than you can lift…Miss Piggy
- Numerous people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to live perfectly normal lives
- Our aim is to keep the bathroom clean. Your aim will help.
- So this isn’t home sweet home. Adjust.
- Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.
- The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
- This kitchen is closed to illness. I’m sick of cooking.
- Time’s fun when you’re catching flies
- Too much of a good thing is never enough
- We aim to please. You aim too, please.
- What if the Hokey Pokey is what it’s all about?
- When I said “I do”, I didn’t mean the laundry
- You can’t scare me… I have children.
- You know you’re over the hill when happy hour means nap time.